Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos.

Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.

I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.

I always knew what I was doing.