Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged.

It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.

I knew that nobody could be on television week after week as themselves and exist for any length of time, because no one has that rich a personality.... So I knew that I had to create some characters.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

I have a 'Play The Melody' philosophy. It means don't over arrange, don't make life difficult. Just play the melody-and do it the simplest way possible.

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.

I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.