It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Comparing what the Democrats offer to what the Republicans offer is like comparing the money I have in my pocket to what Bill Gates has in his.

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.

The New York Times distorts and defrauds the news and then claims to be impartial. They never give an even-handed version of the news - that's the last thing they'd ever do.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Even the Republican Party doesn't have the legs to challenge Hillary Clinton.