I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!

Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it?

Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them.

On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew is just as important as a country to a Gentile.

Only the Republican Party cares about the issues that concern me.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Jews are told that they should spend their lives helping others and when they make a lot of money it really bothers them. So, as a way to decrease their guilt, they try to help the underdog. They think, "Why should I be rich when so many suffer?" They feel better once they run to the party that claims to defend the underdog, the Democrats.