I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.

By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?

The New York Times distorts and defrauds the news and then claims to be impartial. They never give an even-handed version of the news - that's the last thing they'd ever do.

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?