I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!

People come to my shows and know that they're going to hear about what's going on in the world - what's happening at the moment. My material is as new as anything on the dinner table.

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

The pamphlet uses my name, my likeness, my 'shtick' (if you will), and my very act, which is derived from my personality, to attract attention and converts.

All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.

I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.

It's not a query of staying wholesome. It's a query of discovering a illness you want.