I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!
Jackie MasonBy these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?
Jackie MasonYou know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.
Jackie MasonIt's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason