I regularly sell out more in England than I do in America.

I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!

By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?

You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

Prostitutes go to jail. Their customers go home and read the New York Times. In this country you're allowed to buy anything. If you need a shirt, you have a right to buy it. If you need sex, you don't. What's more important, sex or a shirt?

Jews are living in the past and they can't get over it.