Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.

My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.

I regularly sell out more in England than I do in America.

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

Jews are living in the past and they can't get over it.

The key is that I'm always relevant. Some of these comedians have nothing to say. They don't have any ideas so it's "F" this and "F" that. They give you a whole series of swear words and it's really just a way for them to get themselves out of trouble when they can't come up with anything. They're irrelevant and ridiculous.