Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

I'm crazy about the fact that the Jewish people should survive because they have so much to contribute and so many values to contribute to the world. It would be a much better world, a much more peaceful and non-violent world if we lived by Jewish values.

Everybody knows we're entitled to one Jerusalem. History reveals very simply that this is our land from the days of the Bible.

When most people return from Europe, they tell tales of all the sites they saw, the shopping, the entertainment, etc. Jews, on the other hand, return and say I had this slice of cake in Austria, let me tell you, I don't know how they make it! It was great!

I was so self -conscious, every time football players went into a huddle, I thought they were talking about me.

The New York Times distorts and defrauds the news and then claims to be impartial. They never give an even-handed version of the news - that's the last thing they'd ever do.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.