The pamphlet uses my name, my likeness, my 'shtick' (if you will), and my very act, which is derived from my personality, to attract attention and converts.

I have no idea what's going to happen with America in the future.

Prostitutes go to jail. Their customers go home and read the New York Times. In this country you're allowed to buy anything. If you need a shirt, you have a right to buy it. If you need sex, you don't. What's more important, sex or a shirt?

Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!

I regularly sell out more in England than I do in America.

The New York Times does an unbelievable amount of damage because every day television and radio stations along with the rest of media take their lead on the way the news should be presented along with what actually is the news.

I've got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can't buy it wholesale, he steals it!