The pamphlet uses my name, my likeness, my 'shtick' (if you will), and my very act, which is derived from my personality, to attract attention and converts.

The pamphlet uses my name, my likeness, my 'shtick' (if you will), and my very act, which is derived from my personality, to attract attention and converts.

My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.

Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it?

Prostitutes go to jail. Their customers go home and read the New York Times. In this country you're allowed to buy anything. If you need a shirt, you have a right to buy it. If you need sex, you don't. What's more important, sex or a shirt?

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!