My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or if I'm 20? The audience knows they aren't getting any old stories from me.

It's not a query of staying wholesome. It's a query of discovering a illness you want.

Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them.

All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.

My father was a very successful businessman, but he was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stockbroker jumped out the window and fell on his pushcart.

Jews are the best dressers in the world. They buy the best clothes, the best homes, the best cars. The best of everything. The only thing is, they get it for less.

Hillary Clinton's life has been filled with corruption but nobody cares.