It's not a query of staying wholesome. It's a query of discovering a illness you want.

The pamphlet uses my name, my likeness, my 'shtick' (if you will), and my very act, which is derived from my personality, to attract attention and converts.

I always thought music was more important than sex—then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me.

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

Predictions are preposterous. What usually happens is that people tell you that what they'd like to see happen instead of what they really think will happen. There are so many variations and possibilities that there's no way to ever really know for certain.

The main problem with the Democrats is their utter negativity. They're made up of schumucks and hypocrites. They also have higher levels of immorality.

Everybody knows we're entitled to one Jerusalem. History reveals very simply that this is our land from the days of the Bible.