It's not a query of staying wholesome. It's a query of discovering a illness you want.

I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!

While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.

Jews are the best dressers in the world. They buy the best clothes, the best homes, the best cars. The best of everything. The only thing is, they get it for less.

Only the Republican Party cares about the issues that concern me.

I have no idea what's going to happen with America in the future.

I'm still suffering from shock from the last war. I was almost drafted! Luckily I was wounded while taking the physical. When I reached the psychiatrist, I said, Give me a gun, I'll wipe out the whole German Army in five minutes. He said, You're crazy! I said, Write it down!