Hillary Clinton's life has been filled with corruption but nobody cares.

I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.

Everybody knows we're entitled to one Jerusalem. History reveals very simply that this is our land from the days of the Bible.

It is easy to tell the difference between Jews and Gentiles. After the show, all the gentiles are saying 'Have a drink? Want a drink? Let's have a drink!' While all the Jews are saying 'Have you eaten yet? Want a piece of cake? Let's have some cake!