All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.

It is easy to tell the difference between Jews and Gentiles. After the show, all the gentiles are saying 'Have a drink? Want a drink? Let's have a drink!' While all the Jews are saying 'Have you eaten yet? Want a piece of cake? Let's have some cake!

Predictions are preposterous. What usually happens is that people tell you that what they'd like to see happen instead of what they really think will happen. There are so many variations and possibilities that there's no way to ever really know for certain.

Hillary Clinton's life has been filled with corruption but nobody cares.

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

Honesty is nothin' compared to decency.

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.