Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them.

I always thought music was more important than sex—then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me.

Jews are the best dressers in the world. They buy the best clothes, the best homes, the best cars. The best of everything. The only thing is, they get it for less.

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

I've got another friend who is half-German and half-Polish. He hates Jews but can't remember why!

I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humor doesn't know what he's talking about.

Even the Republican Party doesn't have the legs to challenge Hillary Clinton.