Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them.

The main problem with the Democrats is their utter negativity. They're made up of schumucks and hypocrites. They also have higher levels of immorality.

Predictions are preposterous. What usually happens is that people tell you that what they'd like to see happen instead of what they really think will happen. There are so many variations and possibilities that there's no way to ever really know for certain.

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.

All the Democrats do is bicker. They're not concerned about the war or the fate of the United States of America. They're desperate characters.

While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.