This is the posture of fortunes slave: one foot in the gravy, one foot in the grave.

Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the daytime or when both were sober.

These are the days of bootleg love.

What would you do without me? Say 'nothing.'" "Nothing," said the Prince. "Good. Then you're helpless and I'll help you.

Looks can be deceiving; it's eating that's believing.

Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they can become wit, but unlike the French and the English, we have not been much good at wit since the days of Benjamin Franklin.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.