After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights