After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.