After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I model irregular clothing.

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.