His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I model irregular clothing.

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.