His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

I model irregular clothing.

I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings