I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings