You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.