I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.