I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.
Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.