A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.