They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.