After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.