I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.