My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.