I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
I model irregular clothing.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.