Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

I model irregular clothing.