I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.