A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.