My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
I model irregular clothing.
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.