I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
I model irregular clothing.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.