I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.