You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.