I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.