You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.