I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

I model irregular clothing.

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.