I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.