A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.