It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.