My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.