My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

I model irregular clothing.