I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights

His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

I model irregular clothing.

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.