I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.