My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.