I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

I model irregular clothing.