I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.
Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.