A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.