I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.