I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.