I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.