I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

I model irregular clothing.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.