A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes