I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.