I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.
You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.