I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes