A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.