My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes

His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.

I model irregular clothing.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.