My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.