Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?

The first time I watched [Keith] Olbermann, his opening monologue, I completely changed the way I approached my radio show.

I realized early I can manipulate the ceiling in the middle class. The allure becomes how far I can make the ceiling rise.

I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to be. I went to work feeling nauseous.

I don't have a nine-to-five brain.