Politics? Ha! You couldn't get into politics. You couldn't get in anywhere. You couldn't even get in the men's room at the Astor!
I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.
No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.
I'm not a great actress, and I never thought I was. But I happen to have something the public likes.