Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.

I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

I'm not a great actress, and I never thought I was. But I happen to have something the public likes.

I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.

I wasn't born an actress, you know. Events made me one.

Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.