I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.
Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.
No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
Politics? Ha! You couldn't get into politics. You couldn't get in anywhere. You couldn't even get in the men's room at the Astor!
I wasn't born an actress, you know. Events made me one.