I wasn't born an actress, you know. Events made me one.
I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.
Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.
No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
To me, love has always meant friendship.