I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.
Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.
There is a God, even in Hollywood.
Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.
Politics? Ha! You couldn't get into politics. You couldn't get in anywhere. You couldn't even get in the men's room at the Astor!
I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.