Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.

Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.

I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.

I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.

There is a God, even in Hollywood.

I'm not a great actress, and I never thought I was. But I happen to have something the public likes.

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.