Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.
I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.
I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.
Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.
There is a God, even in Hollywood.
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.