If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
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