That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
I love comedy. God has given me this platform.
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
There's no down time any more.