You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.