You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.