You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.