You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.