You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.