You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

This happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.