You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.