You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.