I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.