You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.
You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.