You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.