You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.