You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.