If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.