If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.