Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.