Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.