You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.