You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.