You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.