You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.