You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.