You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.