You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.