You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
Jeff FoxworthyNowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
Jeff Foxworthy