You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.