I love comedy. God has given me this platform.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.