You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
Jeff FoxworthyI don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
Jeff FoxworthyNow, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
Jeff Foxworthy