If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.