I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
Jeff Foxworthy