Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.

I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.