Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.