Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right