You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.