You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.