You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say "Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again."