You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.