When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.
Jeff FoxworthyI actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
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