I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!