I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.