I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.