I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.