I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.