You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.