You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.