You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.