You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.