Country music is about new love and it's about old love.
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.