You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.