Some people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open. I say let the grass grow tall so they don't know there's a house behind it. Some call it lazy, I say it's thinking.
Jeff FoxworthyEvery generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
Jeff Foxworthy