I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
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