You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.