You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.