You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.