You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.