You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.